☕Cream Tea Lee

Est. 2017 · Jam on top · Pinky out

Sweet creams
are made
of this.

Honest, tongue in cheek cream tea reviews from a man who is, tragically, lactose intolerant. He does it so you don't have to. Well, so you can. Mostly in Cheltenham and the Cotswolds.

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A fruit scone piled with clotted cream and strawberry jam on top, beside a china teacup

Highest score ever

4 / 5

8

cream teas reviewed

3.46

average score

0

perfect 5s (never)

1

lolly without a stick

The hall of fame… and shame

🏆 Champion scone

Broadway Tower

Broadway, Worcestershire

🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓4 / 5

“Utterly splendid. Truly scrumptious. The record holder.”

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💀 A sad, dark day

Lounges

Lymington, Hampshire

🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓2.9 / 5

“A sad, dark day in my history of scone reviews. Straight to Spoons.”

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Lee sipping tea with a scone in hand, 2017
Feb 2017. The one that started it all.

Meet the critic

“My name is Cream Tea Lee. I like to occasionally do a Cream Tea review… It's a tongue in cheek, pinky out platform for all things scone related. Content about scones. Scone-tent.”

“I like to put the cream on first. I don't care if you're from Cornwall, Devon or the outer bloody Hebrides, I'll do what I want.”

Likes: fruit scones, clotted cream that is actually clotted, Tiptree, a lie down afterwards. Dislikes: toffee cream, plastic pots, lollies without sticks.